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Unfriending People on Facebook

facebook_logoNearly two months ago I decided to perform a “Facebook Friend Purge” after hitting the 1000 mark with my friend list. The list had gotten too big and I had way too many people listed in there who I had never met. I got my list down until 750, and have been a lot more productive as a result.

My announcement of this purge caught the eye of Dispatch reporter Kevin Joy and he contacted me for an article on the topic of “unfriending”. Pretty amusing stuff. You can read it here: No face value? ‘Unfriend’ them

Parking Meters: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

In many instances, I’ve been impressed with some of the parking-related adjustments that have come out of City Hall lately.

The scooter & motorcycle parking initiative that was rolled out last year was done in a swift and effective manner to provide not only additional parking revenue for the city, but also to provide a progressive service to two-wheeler riders that has actually gotten a bit of national attention.

The city has also been testing a variety of new “smart” meters that accept credit cards, are solar powered, and have wi-fi functionality. Nice.

And just two months ago, there was an announcement that the city would be lifting rush hour parking restrictions in very specific key areas throughout Downtown to allow parking to remain in front of businesses where parking can be very difficult to find. Again, a win for both parking revenue, as well as both businesses and customers.

But today I’m disappointed. Several folks at City Hall have decided that without any public input there will be a 50% rate hike to all parking meters across the board throughout the city, which includes the Downtown, German Village, and Short North areas. Of the $4.6 million in revenue this is expected to raise, $1.4 million of it will be going towards bonds to fund the development of the new Convention Center Hotel scheduled to open in 2012.

Additionally, some areas (mainly the Short North) will have meter enforcement times expanded from 6pm to 9pm, and additional 1,800 meters are to be added to the current 4,200 throughout the city. I would have to imagine that these new meters may wind up in new areas on the near east and near west sides as well as new areas around the Ohio State University and perhaps even up into Clintonville.

Don’t get me wrong… I think that meter rates in certain areas could stand to be slightly higher, and enforcement hours in certain spots are due for an update. The urban landscape has changed quite a bit in the past 10 years, and parking (like everything) should evolve to fit the needs of the public. Enforcing meter parking near open businesses means that parking spots are regularly being turned over, making it easier for new customers to park close to their destinations.

The two biggest things that concern me is the fact that this plan was put together behind closed doors without any form of public input, and that the changes being made are wide and sweeping rather than being done with precision and care. Different streets have different needs. Park Street next to the North Market is a completely different animal than Town Street near the Topiary Park. Why should they be looked at through the same lens?

I think it’s also a bit concerning about how some of this information is being pushed out to the public. I’ve heard several city officials state that current meter rates have been untouched in over 10 years, which is not at all true. Perhaps they see a difference between “raising the rates” and “lowering the time given per quarter” but to anyone else, it’s the same thing.

We’re also being promised the rollout of the aforementioned “smart” meter heads throughout the city, which I do think would be a great technological upgrade. Of course, this is all being promised as something that will happen down the road, and is taking a back seat to the $1.4 Million allocated to bonds to pay for the new Convention Center Hotel. I think the new hotel is a great development, but this funding scenario is a bit ridiculous. This new hotel is going to benefit the entire Central Ohio region, and yet only people who rely on parking Downtown are being forced to chip in to pay for it.

The redevelopment of Downtown as a whole has seen a lot of progress over the past 10 years, much of which is due to city policies that make living, working, and hanging out Downtown a more attractive option than it was before. I’m afraid that increasing the inconvenience by such a drastic amount is going to have an overall negative impact on the area. Instead of heading to the Short North to shop, people are going to go to Easton where parking is free. Instead of going Downtown to dine, people are going to go to Polaris where parking is free. Instead of opening a new business Downtown, entrepreneurs are going to establish themselves in pretty much any other part of the city where their customers and clients can park for free.

Personally, this isn’t going to stop me from going Downtown, and I really do hope that it won’t stop too many others. I’ve always said that both driving and parking will need to become more inconvenient throughout Central Ohio before mass transit development becomes an attractive option for the general public. I just think that it’s a bit ridiculous to force that inconvenience upon the one area in town that needs it the least while the rest of the city remains unchanged and unchallenged. As someone who rarely deals with cash and pocket change anymore, I probably won’t be able to park at meters except on very rare occasions. If we were getting the credit-card accepting meters up front this would not be an issue. Instead, I’ll be giving more of my transit budget to COTA, as I can ride the bus easily without fishing for silver change from the couch cushions before leaving the house. If any good is going to come from this, I imagine it will be in the form of increased bus ridership and bike ridership.

Again… very disappointed in all of this.

Shadowbox – I Can’t Believe it Took Us This Long

shadowboxColumbus is a city filled to the brim with entertainment options. Even for someone like me who stays home to watch very little TV, it’s hard to make it out to every venue and experience everything this city has to offer. I’ve got a short list of places that I’m embarrassed to say that I’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing, and I’m glad to finally have crossed Shadowbox Cabaret off that list. (Perhaps attending a Crew game will finally get checked off in 2010.)

If you’re unfamiliar, Shadowbox Cabaret is a Rock’n'Roll/Comedy troupe that performs live at their dedicated venue out at Easton. Their shows are a mix of live music, sketch comedy, digital video display, and dance performance… all with a bit of an edge (so you shouldn’t be surprised to hear some swearing here and there and see some pretty scantily-clad performers, both male and female). The group has been a home-grown Columbus staple for over 20 years now. They were originally located Downtown, and have plans to eventually make a return when the funds can be raised.

The show we experienced last night is their monster-themed “Bad to the Bone” (which is actually ending tomorrow, so you better hurry if you want to see it). I’ve been chatting with head writer and performer Jimmy Mak, who is somewhat of a regular these days on Columbus Underground, and he was kind enough to hook Anne & I up with free tickets, so it was a great push to get us to finally go. (Thanks again, Jimmy!)

The doors open a little over an hour before the performance starts so that patrons have plenty of time to order food and drinks for dinner. Not being extremely hungry, we grabbed an appetizer (Marinara Bread – $5) and dessert (Mt. Shadowbox – $7 – a giant brownie, ice cream, syrup, peanut, and whipped cream concoction). Our items were pretty standard bar-food, although the other guests who sat at our table had some pretty good looking pizzas and nachos in front of them that I had kind of wished I had ordered. Perhaps a more in-depth food review will come next time.

Around 30 minutes before the show started, the waitstaff started taking “last call before intermission” which I at first assumed was to prevent the need to carry hot food through the crowd in the dark and risk spilling or interrupting. We soon found out that it was because the performers in the show were also doubling as our waitstaff. My already high level of respect for these folks jumped up a few extra notches after hearing that. They not only write and sing and perform, but they’re waitstaff and cooks and bartenders too? Very, very impressive.

So, the show started up and the entertainment began. I don’t want to go into too much detail on the performance if anyone is planning on making it out tonight or tomorrow to see it. Jokes are always less funny the second time around, so I’d hate to spoil anything. I will say that the biggest laugh from me came from some spontaneous Thriller dance moves to escape from zombies.

Overall, some of the sketch comedy was pretty hilarious, and some of it fell flat for me. There’s been a recent conversation on Columbus Underground about what it takes to make good live/sketch comedy, and I personally think that Shadowbox has a nice balance going on. My wife and I have a sense of humor that skirts the norm, but we also understand the limitations of live performance comedy and appreciate the hard work that goes into making it entertaining. I think that a lot of people don’t realize that much of tv/film comedy is done in the editing room… but I digress. If you like comedy, you’ll like Shadowbox. Nuff said.

If you like live rock music, you’ll like Shadowbox even more. I had heard good things about their house band, and even with high expectations I still ended up really impressed. They performed a variety of cover songs that fit the theme of the show, and the musical prowess of both the band and the rotating singers really surprised us. I was a bit worried at first that our table was a bit too close to the stage and that the music was going to be deafening, but it was actually at a good volume. We’ve gone home with ringing ears from Skully’s enough times to appreciate the proper sound levels for an event space the size of Shadowbox’s.

The balancing act between music and sketches seems to be what makes the show work, as the various areas of the stage take turns in the spotlight and allow the actors time for costume changes and stage placement. It was really well orchestrated, perhaps due to the fact that we saw one of the final performances of this show, so the group has performed it probably 200 times by this point. They’ve got it nailed down like clockwork.

The show included a brief intermission for drink refills and plenty of “great jobs” being doled out to the performers/waitstaff. It was really cool to have that extra level of interaction and intimacy with the cast and crew. I’m not sure if this is a common practice with similar types of groups in other cities, but I can’t think of anything else in Columbus quite like it.

After the second half came to a close, Jimmy Mak came over to our table to offer us a quick backstage tour before we left. He walked us around through their offices, storage spaces, dressing rooms and kitchen… many of these tight quarters serving multiple functions. It was very cool to see some of the inner-workings of their facility, and it gave us a completely different perspective on the type of hard work these folks do.

As I mentioned before, this was our first time at Shadowbox, but definitely not our last. We’ll not only be back ourselves, but I will wholeheartedly endorse this entertainment option to friends who are looking for something out of the ordinary. It goes to show that you don’t have to travel too far to find something new and exciting. Some of the best things about Columbus can sometimes be found where you least expect it… and that includes that dark mysterious door at the end of the bathroom hallway inside the mall at Easton.

For more information, visit www.shadowboxcabaret.com.

In The Year Two-Thousand (and Twelve)…

columbus-2012(I’m trying to make a reference to the “Year 2000″ Conan sketches, but it’s hard to convey that you’re supposed to read my blog post title as if you were singing like La Bamba.)

Anyway, this evening I’m taking part in a CMCpm Panel Discussion on the Future of Urban Columbus, and we’re looking ahead to the year 2012. At first, that sounds like a pretty distant future, but with 2010 right around the corner, we’re really only talking about just over two years from now. And when you’re looking at the timelines of most large-scale urban development projects, it’s fairly easy to see which of the ongoing projects will be completed by that time.

Of course, the more important topic tonight will be some of the overarching development and demographic trends that will play a larger role in two years, as well as what needs to be done in terms of urban planning. With Mark Feinknopf, Michael Wilkos and Cleve Ricksecker joining the conversation, it promises to be a very fun discussion. Hope to see you there!

I-70/71 Split Fix Post-Meeting Update

As I mentioned yesterday, I attended the 70/71 Split Fix “Stakeholder Meeting Announcement” last night. I’ve posted the overview of what went down over here on Columbus Underground, which should give you a pretty good idea of what transpired. ODOT presented the plan…. everyone was unhappy with the plan… ODOT seemed to be listening. More importantly, officials in the audience with city government, county government, and other local stakeholders were also listening. I came away a bit frustrated by what was presented, but optimistic that the right people were in the room last night to start to make not only some detail changes on this project, but an overall mindset shift on what exactly it is that we’re doing here.

Someone at the meeting (can’t recall who, but I think it was Kathy Fox) summed it up very well when they said that this is a once-in-a-generation project in front of us. We may not have another chance at this for another 50 years. We absolutely must make sure that we’re doing what’s best for the community not just in terms of highway automobile traffic projections in 10 years, but also for what these neighborhoods are going to have to live with for the next 50 or 60 years.

Personally, I’m bummed that the highway caps have been axed from the project. Just two years ago, around $22 million was pledged for creating highway caps similar to what we have at the High Street bridge over 670 in between the Short North and Convention Center, but all of that is missing from the project. It’s nice to know that they’re constructing the retainment walls so that caps can be added later on if new funding were to become available, but unless they’re planning on planting money trees along these new roadways, I really don’t see that happening until the City of Columbus decides to pony up the cash for them.

I’ve still got a lot of thoughts and ideas racing around in my head on this from last night, so I’m still not 100% sure what the next steps are. I do know that you can send your own feedback direct to Ferzan Ahmed, Project Manager at ODOT here: Ferzan.Ahmed@dot.state.oh.us. Let him know what you think of the split fix.

I’m going to try to have some of the renderings and images from last night posted up if I can get them sent over soon. Stay tuned for more.

Untangling the I-70/71 Split Fix

split-fixI’m headed to a meeting this afternoon where ODOT is supposed to be announcing some of their finalized plans for the Interstate 70/71 Split Fix project.

This area is one of the most congested and crash-prone sections of highway throughout the entire state. I’m in favor of doing something about it… but there’s much more to this than just adding more highway lane and calling it “fixed”.

ODOT is proposing a $1.6 Billion reworking of the freeway system through these few miles of urban Columbus that includes new city-level highway feeder streets along Mound, Fulton, Parsons, and Lester. Quite expensive, and quite a headache too, as the project timeline is expected to run from 2010 through 2017.

I’m hoping that it’s not true, but rumor has it that ODOT is trying to back out of some of the budgetary promises they made to the City of Columbus and the affected urban neighborhoods. Those promises include ODOT’s plans to make the new feeder streets more pedestrian and neighborhood friendly, reconnecting areas with highway caps and better bridges, and other types of noise-reduction and beautification.

When these highways were originally constructed, they destroyed blocks and blocks of Downtown homes, businesses, and liveliness and left neighborhoods divided with a massive highway “scar”. We have a perfect opportunity to undo some of the damage that has been done, and hopefully ODOT is not planning on skimping when it comes to neighbors of the split.

I posted some thoughts back in January about how this project also gives us the opportunity to “reclaim” our old feeder streets (Third, Fourth, Long, and Spring) and convert them back into vibrant urban two-way roadways.

Anyway… I guess I’ll find out more tonight about how all of this will shake out. Stay tuned.

The Columbus Aquatic Center is Awesome

I posted about the Columbus Aquatic Center on Columbus Underground back in March, but I thought it might be worth mentioning again now that the weather has turned cold.

I’m always surprised when I mention this place to someone and they admit to having never heard about it before. It’s located on Hunter Avenue right in the heart of Victorian Village, but somehow it goes overlooked by nearly everyone.

The open swim times aren’t quite optimal for anyone who works a regular 9-to-5, but if you’ve got a non-traditional or flexible work schedule, this place couldn’t be more perfect. I was in there this morning around 10:30am for the adults-only swim time, and there were maybe a dozen other folks there. I take the kiddo there once a week to splash around in the kiddie-pool area and we’re almost always the only ones in it.

Normally, you’d think most people would want to keep something like this a secret, but I’d honestly love to see the place more utilized. All you need to do is get a leisure card made (costs $1) and pool usage is free after that. How awesome is that?

So what are you waiting for? If you can work some pool time into your weekly schedule, then go check it out!

CMCpm – Urban Columbus 2012 – 11/10 5:30pm

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“Urban Columbus 2012″

What does Urban Columbus look like in 2012? Will we enjoy a thriving cosmopolitan feel and where might it come from? A rich look at some of C-bus’s finest moments of the past and present with some inspired visions of the future!

Panelists will include Mark Fienknopf, Walker Evans and Michael Wilkos with conversation led by Cleve Ricksecker.

Location: Athletic Club of Columbus, 136 E. Broad St. Social time from 5:30 – 6:30 and the program from 6:30 – 7:30. Walking, biking or bussing is suggested but valet parking, as available, is FREE for this event at the Athletic Club. ACC lot is located on 4th Street between Broad and State.

Admission: $7 for Metro Club and YPC members, $12 for guests and public. Includes buffet appetizers and parking as available. Cash bar.

Presented in partnership with: YPC

With support from: alive! * ACC

Columbus Casino Not the End of the World

I’m hearing a lot of folks bellyaching this morning about the unfortunate passage of Issue 3 last night, and rightfully so. I posted my thoughts on why this was a bad deal for Columbus, and it appears that the majority of Central Ohio agreed with me, as every single county in the middle of the state was against this issue.

That being said, I don’t think this is going to be the end of the world. I don’t think the Arena District is going to do a complete 180. In fact, I’d wager that the Arena District doesn’t even acknowledge the Casino’s existence. It’s going to be its own little thing on its own little island over there. I’m sure it will bring on a few new societal ills (gambling addiction) but I don’t think it will be nearly as bad as most people are making it out.

Anyway… here’s a photo of the “Hollywood Casino” in Tunica, MS. Same branding as what we’re getting in Columbus. Looks pretty nice, eh? I bet everyone can’t wait to get inside of this place:

hollywood-casino

Why I’m Voting NO on Casinos Today – Issue 3

There’s four main issues on the ballot today (more info on those here), but the one that has caused the most commotion is the current incarnation of the Casino proposal. I don’t really like to tell other people how to vote, but I thought it might be worth my time to explain why I’m voting NO on this one.

Personally, I’m not opposed to gambling. It’s something I rarely do, but I’m hardly opposed to telling people how they should spend their money.

The problems with Issue 3 lie more with the way this is being structured, and the type of outcome it will most certainly present.

  • Issue 3 is a constitutional amendment that essentially grants one Pennsylvania-based company the right to a monopoly on Casinos in the state of Ohio. This is not a healthy business practice. There is no other industry sector that we regulate in this manner. If we’re going to allow Casinos in our state, why should we only allow a single out-of-state company to control the entire sector?
  • Issue 3 gives this Casino company a very low tax rate compared to other state structures. Collecting tax money is great, but when Ohio will only be bringing in 33% of the Casino revenue as income while other states bring in as much as 55% to 67%, I feel like we’re really selling ourselves short.
  • Issue 3 does not guarantee that we will get a sexy, glamourous “Vegas-style” casino. Whenever I talk to anyone who is a casual un-researched proponent of Issue 3, I generally hear them gleefully explain that they’re looking forward to a bit of Vegas coming to Ohio. Unfortunately, this couldn’t be further from the truth. Casino proponents have been very quiet with details about what these businesses will look like, most likely due to the fact that people would be turned off if they saw what they are going to be getting. We already know that the Columbus Casino would be branded as a Hollywood Casino, which would be housed in a single-story building near Huntington Park in the Arena District. There would be no luxury hotel attached. There would be no first-class entertainment space for shows. The in-house restaurants would include some generic buffet-style eateries. There is nothing “Vegas” about any of this.
  • Issue 3 would place a Casino in the heart of the Arena District, which is already one of the most thriving mixed-use neighborhoods in the central city. If anything, this area deserves something first-rate… the last thing this area needs is to be cheapened with a second-rate Casino. The parcel of land that is slated for development if this issue passes has already been proposed as a 22-acre site for additional residential development by current landowners Plaza Properties. They’ve already moved forward with these plans, which includes a $750k government cleanup grant to prep the site for redevelopment. Many times we’re not faced with an “either/or” decision like this, but we’re actually voting tomorrow on whether or not Downtown could use a second-rate Casino, or an additional 1,000+ unit residential development. When you add a critical mass of new residents, the area will be much better off than by adding a Casino of any caliber.

Over the past few months, I’ve heard just about every “pro” and “con” argument on this issue, and I’ve done quite a bit of research on the topic… even going so far as conducting a phone interview with Bob Tenenbaum, the chief spokesperson for the Casino proposal.

After all is said and done, I feel that there are just too many problems with the proposal for anyone to consider it to be a good idea for our city, our Downtown, or our state.

I’m voting NO on Issue 3 today.